Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day

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In the heat of the moment, a question was popped and now you find yourself heading down the aisle about to change your life forever. And under the stress of the situation you're about to make another rash last-minute decision - that the way out is to end it all. Roam the church finding ways to inflict physical harm on yourself until you succumb to your virtual injuries. Play solo, get matched up for a multiplayer match with a stranger, invite a friend to play against or customize the happy couple to send to a friend (enemy?) you know.


Use the mouse to move around. Click a spot on the screen and you will move there. Or click and hold the mouse to make your character continually move in that direction.

Objects or people with green arrows above their head are interactive. Click on the character/object or the arrow to move to and interact with it.

Click on doors to walk through them.

Some objects will not wound you until they're combined with another item. These Combo Items have a "+" sign above them. When you pick up the first item in a combo the second item or person will have a green arrow above their head. The combo box in the bottom left of the screen will give you a hint for what the second item/person may be.

Click on the M at the bottom of the screen (or press the M key) to see a map of the church.

Click on the speaker icon (or press the S key) to mute game sounds.

Multiplayer instructions:

Multiplayer is played the same as single. Join a stranger's wedding or invite a friend to play (give them the URL the game gives you to have them join your game).

In multiplayer, you can lay down distractions that will delay your opponent and give you some more time to mortally wound yourself. Push the space bar to set a distraction, but move away quickly or you could set it off on yourself.


Find the secret of the belltower and inflict some major damage on yourself.

Laying distractions in high-trafficked areas or choke points in multiplayer will insure you'll slow down your opponent's progress.

Try to exit the church. We dare you.