Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day for iPhone

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Love may be blind...but it's also beaten, burnt and blown to bits. You're about to walk straight down the aisle and into a tedious existence of monotony and monogamy. Why subject yourself to a lifetime of misery when you can get all of your suffering out of the way in five minutes or less? Do whatever it takes to do yourself in by using all of the tools at your disposal, including the guest book, the wedding cake...even the bridesmaids. And look on the bright side: the church is booked, so you can use it for the funeral.

Product Details

  • - Post your best times to OpenFeint leaderboards
  • - Simple touchscreen controls makes killing yourself a breeze
  • - Multiple rooms and dozens of ways to help you do the deed


1. Where can I get Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day for my iPhone or iPod touch?

You can access the App Store within iTunes (version 8.2 or higher) on your computer, or simply click the App Store icon on your iPhone or iPod touch. Your iPhone or iPod touch will need to be running the 3.0 software or higher. Search for Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day under the Games section.

2. What settings will ensure the best gaming experience?

The AUTO-LOCK function has been disabled in order to prevent the screen from prematurely dimming or automatically locking. Use your headphones to enjoy the background music and sound effects. When you are not using your headphones, remember to not cover the speaker; otherwise, the sounds will be inaudible.

3. How can I adjust the music/ sound volume?

Use the volume buttons on the side of your device to adjust volume while you’re trying to kill yourself.

4. Is there a vibration function?

Vibration is not utilized in this game.

5. How do I adjust the screen brightness?

On your iPhone or iPod touch springboard, choose SETTINGS > BRIGHTNESS and adjust accordingly.

About the Game

6. What is Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Wedding Day?

Your drunken stupor resulted in an accepted marriage proposal. You’ve since come to your senses and would rather kill yourself than go through with it. So, walk around the chapel and look for different ways to kill yourself. Hurry... the wedding starts in five minutes!

7. How can I win this game?

Use different objects in and around the chapel to injure yourself or provoke guests and others to injure you. Arrows will appear above objects you can interact with. You win the game when you're 100% dead.

8. How do I keep track of my progress?

The lower portion of the screen contains a health meter that you can refer to at any time to see just how dead you are.

Technical Issues

9. The gameplay seems to drag a little--what does this mean and is there anything I can do?

Try rebooting the device and clear the memory or turn off other applications that may be taking up excessive memory in order to achieve the highest quality of gameplay.

11. How can I pause the game?

On a device running iOS4, you can press the Home button at any time to pause the game and return to your home screen. Launch the app again, or double-tap the home button to open the Fast App Switcher and select the game to resume.

11. Who produced this awesome game?

The original online version and the iPhone & iPod Touch versions were developed by Ham in the Fridge for Adult Swim Games.

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